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Cortez The Killie Killer

5:37AM --- I just threw my back out!

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Take 2 acetominophen and 3 ibuprophen 3 times a day. Call me in the morning. One is an antiinflamatory, the other is a pain killer. A cheap OTC that works much better for me than the prescriptions I got. My doctor said they are safe to take together for (his words) "weeks and weeks".

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only if you promise not to send her back to me...

 

Only one person offered up their wife! (Be thankful that I'm not a Corrections Officer with weird fantasies... Oh, I have fantasies, but they don't involve torture. Who am I kidding? I can't even move... I'd send her home... Disappointed.)

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thats how she's going to arrive :D

 

If she does not have high expectations then send her over! :). Im the Master of meeting low expectations! Set the bar low --- ensures success! :D

 

(The absolute worst thing that I ever did was allow my wife to believe that I can cut- in a straight line of paint between the ceiling and the wall! After she saw it, I immediately spilled paint all over the place. That way, she can say that I paint extremely well (praise and adoration gives me wood!) but will say that it's just not worth the mess!)

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