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Worst delivery Pizza......EVAR!!!

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I feel ill - I think I just ate the worst pizza in the history of food.

 

My god.....cold, dry, over-cooked, bland.....

 

Sweet mother of Jesus! I only wanted decent pizza. Great pizza was unnecessary, I was hungry enough that, even If it was lousy, I would have been raving about how good it was. What the hell happened? Did I get one that someone else never bothered to pick up.....yesterday?

 

The fact that it will taste even worse during my impending bout of 'projectile vomiting' is keeping me awake - afraid to drift off. Scurred of the pepperoni of wrath.

 

The Pizza man was so nice, too.

 

Oh....so.....nice.

 

Why?

 

 

:cry:

 

 

Why did you tamper with my dinner, pizza guy?

 

 

WHY?!?

 

 

:cry:

 

 

 

474

 

 

 

I should have NEVER gotten the special sauce.....yuck!

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I feel ill - I think I just ate the worst pizza in the history of food.

My god.....cold, dry, over-cooked, bland.....

Sweet mother of Jesus! I only wanted decent pizza. Great pizza was unnecessary, I was hungry enough that, even If it was lousy, I would have been raving about how good it was. What the hell happened? Did I get one that someone else never bothered to pick up.....yesterday?

The fact that it will taste even worse during my impending bout of 'projectile vomiting' is keeping me awake - afraid to drift off. Scurred of the pepperoni of wrath.

The Pizza man was so nice, too.

Oh....so.....nice.

Why?

:cry:

Why did you tamper with my dinner, pizza guy?

WHY?!?

:cry:

474

I should have NEVER gotten the special sauce.....yuck!

 

Did you give him a 67 cent tip?

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Did you give him a 67 cent tip?

$4.00 0n $11.00.

No extra cheese either, :mad:

 

Wow. That is a years worth of tips to another guy around here.

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$4.00 0n $11.00.

No extra cheese either, :mad:

Wow. That is a years worth of tips to another guy around here.

 

:laugh: for that money I hope he did a dance or something

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Did you give him a 67 cent tip?

$4.00 0n $11.00.

No extra cheese either, :mad:

 

Wow. That is a years worth of tips to another guy around here.

 

I was a Pizza guy myself, long ago.

 

Would have to drive 10 miles to get paid $1.00

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Truth:

 

When he came too he had $4.00 in his hand, all his scabs had been picked off, his special sauce was all around the room and there was a hole in his new 'Pizza Delivery Guy' blow up doll.

 

Tragic really.

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Truth:

 

When he came too he had $4.00 in his hand, all his scabs had been picked off, his special sauce was all around the room and there was a hole in his new 'Pizza Delivery Guy' blow up doll.

 

Tragic really.

 

 

:upck:

 

 

If it was so horrible... Why did you continue eating it?

 

 

Quit trying ti "fix" me.

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$4.00 0n $11.00.

No extra cheese either, :mad:

Wow. That is a years worth of tips to another guy around here.

 

I never have pizza delivered, so it is an endless supply of tips for the pizza delivery guy.

 

:dismay:..............

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Wow. That is a years worth of tips to another guy around here.

I never have pizza delivered, so it is an endless supply of tips for the pizza delivery guy.

:dismay:..............

 

Who said I was talking about you? Stop being so self centered. Think about MDH for a change.

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