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Ambulation ... I had three at once and there were times when it looked like the house was a Pony Express route.

"You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end -- which you can never afford to loose -- with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they may be .."

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feed one end

clean the other

over & over for years

heh heh heh

 

the baby is crying

why won't she stop crying

pick her up

put her down

hungry - no

wet - no

burp - no

tired - you bet I am

 

heh heh heh

I miss the little ones

heh heh heh

have a few more

sweetheart

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I really look forward to being 80 years old, ******** my pants, and having my kids wipe my ass for me.

 

If I'm really in a good mood, I'll dip my balls in it like my youngest son likes to do.

A whiter shade of pale....

 

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I really look forward to being 80 years old, ******** my pants, and having my kids wipe my ass for me.

If I'm really in a good mood, I'll dip my balls in it like my youngest son likes to do.

 

so who cleaned your ass the last time you **** yourself? did you have t clean it yourself or did you get one of the ho's under the el to do it for you??

You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. 

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