HugeDinghy Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 right up to the point that you beat some sense into him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 right up to the point that you beat some sense into him... that almost got me fired once. You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 no kidding, that was the reference i was making Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Brian Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Ambulation ... I had three at once and there were times when it looked like the house was a Pony Express route. "You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end -- which you can never afford to loose -- with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they may be .." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I liked the idea of house-breaking them and just putting newspaper on the floor, but the wife always poohed-poohed that idea. A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 feed one end clean the other over & over for years heh heh heh the baby is crying why won't she stop crying pick her up put her down hungry - no wet - no burp - no tired - you bet I am heh heh heh I miss the little ones heh heh heh have a few more sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I really look forward to being 80 years old, ******** my pants, and having my kids wipe my ass for me. If I'm really in a good mood, I'll dip my balls in it like my youngest son likes to do. A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I really look forward to being 80 years old, ******** my pants, and having my kids wipe my ass for me. If I'm really in a good mood, I'll dip my balls in it like my youngest son likes to do. so who cleaned your ass the last time you **** yourself? did you have t clean it yourself or did you get one of the ho's under the el to do it for you?? You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 do farting contests exist? are there cash prizes? Pageants! Little girls have Farting Pageants, not contests. "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBHarvey Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 i think there's a tv show about them, its called horrible parents and tiaras or something I've done stuff I ain't proud of, and the stuff I am proud of is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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