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That's some serious scissor power. I couldn't do that if I tried.

 

They gotta squeeze real hard with those Middle eastern dudes.........

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From the Urban Dictionary:

 

 

crotch walking

 

 

Definition:

"Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women."

 

Example:

"They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day."

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years ago this old short fat window in the black dress used to go to the A&P where my uncle was a store manager. He's walking behind her down the aisle and he notices that this woman is trailing a light stream of bloody water. he stopped her and asked her what the problem was. she gave it up because she knew she was busted. she would hang a chicken in a bag and attach it to her garter belt/girdle thing under her dress and waddle out of the store. :shock: she never came back after that.

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years ago this old short fat window in the black dress used to go to the A&P where my uncle was a store manager. He's walking behind her down the aisle and he notices that this woman is trailing a light stream of bloody water. he stopped her and asked her what the problem was. she gave it up because she knew she was busted. she would hang a chicken in a bag and attach it to her garter belt/girdle thing under her dress and waddle out of the store. :shock: she never came back after that.

 

 

 

 

IIRC, Sherlock Holmes told Watson: There's nothing new in crime.

 

:dismay::dismay:

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