mafuti Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Fishing vs Sex 20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. 19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. 18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. 14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. 13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. 12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. 11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. 9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. 7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment. 6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. 5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. 4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. 3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. 1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigkyle Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Nice Post Only The Paranoid Survive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishchile Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 So true!! "Nick did not like to fish with other men on the river. Unless they were of your party, they spoiled it." Ernest Hemmingway, "Big Two Hearted River (1925) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surf Hunter Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Very nice! #10 killed me "10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself." Be the chimp, not the frog..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachblitz Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 fishing has a size limit; it's okay to use a depth finder; many fishermen are successful with a short pole; it's easier to get used to the smell; it's okay to fish everyday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishinFEEver Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 21. Big fish are commonly turned on by small bait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishWithChris Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 22. Catch and release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAP Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Don't recall anyone not wanting to fish because of a head ache Live For Today.. Trust in Tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Bait Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 You can fish on the beach all day and not be arrested Politics is like driving - it's "R" to go backwards, and "D" to go forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slammer Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I can fish a heck of a lot longer than I can #@*$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BkBarney Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 You dont have to buy fish a present after you cought another one!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skate Bait Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I can remember the last time I fished! Politics is like driving - it's "R" to go backwards, and "D" to go forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtiep Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 When you are done fishing...you can just go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peddiesake Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 I can still catch two fish in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qtiep Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 With fishing...you get high fives for bagging the BIG cow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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