55chev Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Hope no one is offended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiddd Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Q: Why does the new Italian navy have glass bottom ships? . . A: So they can see the old Italian navy.. "Dont elect a scumbag, no riots, so easy even the alt right should be able to figure it out." - numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiddd Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Don't you just LOVE Italian lawyers? A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido signs back, "OK.! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." Don't you just LOVE Italian lawyers? "Dont elect a scumbag, no riots, so easy even the alt right should be able to figure it out." - numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom T Posted November 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Hope no one is offended! Not a chance. It's not like we're dumb Polacks or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeawhateva Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Q. What's an innuendo? A. An Italian suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titleguy Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Don't forget the musical skills. I would ******* LOVE a grave blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homerisadope Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Quote: Originally Posted by titleguy Don't forget the musical skills. Among them lives a genius. A genius named "Daniele." Ordinary ****ing people - I hate 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundfisher Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 I don't like any of them Kikkoman Pro Staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravioli Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Don't forget the musical skills. Ba Ba Booey! Hello Japan? Connect me to Godzilla please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
north-shore fisha Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Quote: Originally Posted by skiddd Q: Why does the new Italian navy have glass bottom ships? . . A: So they can see the old Italian navy.. Q: How did the old Italian navy sink? A: Someone put it in the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiddd Posted November 28, 2011 Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Q: How did the old Italian navy sink? A: Someone put it in the water. "Dont elect a scumbag, no riots, so easy even the alt right should be able to figure it out." - numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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