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The Bacon Tree

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The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

 

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

 

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the

distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

 

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon

... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

 

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

 

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

 

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like

bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

 

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5

metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up,

and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his

dying breath....

 

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

 

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

 

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....

Ees....

Ees...

 

 

Ees...Ees...

 

Ees...

 

Ees.... a ham bush...."

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