RJ Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 The MARINES - Ya gotta love em! AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life... Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi! Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kings over Queens Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Great read, but 100% BS. #otterlivesmatter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnieB Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Great read, but 100% BS. How do you know that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnieB Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 Great read, but 100% BS. How do you know that? You're right...it's too good to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonbat Posted November 16, 2011 Report Share Posted November 16, 2011 How do you know that? Paragraphs 3 and 4 in the origin section should do it for you. http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp "My brain hurts!" - Mr. Gumby "Then it will have to come out!" - The Brain Specialist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ Posted November 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 I guess, that lying Som'Biotich Andrew, wasn't a United States Marine. Shame on him. Let me share with you some true commentary on US Marines. Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat. RAdm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN; 10 November 1995 We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on? Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the assault on Grenada, 1983 Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines. Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, USA; 12 February 1918 The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of Marines. Lord, how they could fight! MGen. Frank E. Lowe, USA; Korea, 26 January 1952 Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Bagdad ain't ****. Marine Major General John F. Kelly There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion. Gen. William Thornson, U.S. Army I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like 'brilliant,' it would really be an under description of the absolutely superb job that they did in breaching the so-called 'impenetrable barrier.' It was a classic- absolutely classic- military breaching of a very very tough minefield, barbed wire, fire trenches-type barrier. Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf, U. S. Army Commander, Operation Desert Storm, February 1991 The Marines - I am convinced that there is no smarter, handier, or more adaptable body of troops in the world. Prime Minister of Britain, Sir Winston Churchhill The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. Gen. John "Black Jack" Pershing, U.S. Army Commander of American Forces in World War I Even the Communist Chinese Leadership in North Lorea were concerned about the damage the 1st Marine Division would do to their troops. "Do not attack the First Marine Division. Leave the yellowlegs alone. Strike the American Army. Orders given to Communist troops in the Korean War; Shortly afterward, the Marines were ordered o not wear their khaki leggings." I joined the Marines in May, 1956 and the Corps was still wearing Canvas leggins. The Corps transitioned from the low 3/4 Boondocker Boots to a higher, Army style boot thru 1957. By early 1958 the leggins were history. I hope you enjoyed the Kudu's fro Army Generals and the odd Admiral and world leader. I cirtainly did and that is not BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJPlugChucker Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 I've always been partial to these quotes myself "We’re surrounded. That simplifies our problem of getting to these people and killing them" LtGen Lewis "Chesty" Puller "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James Mattis "I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you **** with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James Mattis Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1852 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishAgain Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawker Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Several times a year I shoot next to the USMC Rifle Team on Quantico's 1000 yard, Range 4. Good folks, them Marines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishStripes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 true story or not USMC America's Finest "It is an art performed on a four-count rhythm between ten and two o'clock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishStripes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 "It is an art performed on a four-count rhythm between ten and two o'clock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishStripes Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [ "It is an art performed on a four-count rhythm between ten and two o'clock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiddd Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 There are no better Americans alive or dead.... "Dont elect a scumbag, no riots, so easy even the alt right should be able to figure it out." - numbnuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to register here in order to participate.
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now