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Brian

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Since about Tuesday I've been torturing her with

 

 

Ding, fries are done

Ding, fries are done

 

 

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

 

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

 

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

I gotta run

 

Don't bob for fries in hot fat

it really hurts bad

and so do skin grafts

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

 

Where is the bell?

Wait for the bell

Can't hear the bell

Where is the bell?

 

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

Ding fries are done

 

A whiter shade of pale....

 

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"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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It's really an underrated song.

"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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Best rap song of all time. :D

I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "DUMB ASS" would probably be considered offensive!
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, remember that you were taught to give your used toys to the less fortunate!
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