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Cortez The Killie Killer

The Noble Quran, the Torah, the New Testament and a Child ...

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Ok... A Muslim, a Christian and a Jew walk into a bar (it might be a juice bar since the Muslim will claim that he is a devoid Muslim and does not drink) ... They each gaze upon the glory of their written word --- the Quran, the Old Testament and the Bible and then there's some kid tied to a chair... The bar (because it is a sinful place) erupts into flames...

 

Now who is the first to save the kid, and who will first go to save his holy book?

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A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see a six year old boy.The priest says "Hey,lets grab that kid,and **** him"!

The rabbi says:outta what"?:D

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The bartender saves the kid cause he's a regular joe and knows how to find the back exit, the rest of them burn in Hell fighting over who gets out the front door first.

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Ok, put another way --- a crippled kid who has fallen out of his wheelchair and has knocked over a candle sees before him 1) a bottle of Woodford Reserve, 2) a copy of the Koran, 3) the Tora scrolls and 3) the bible --- they each burn with the irresistible glow of divine attraction. The kid... He's the Martyr-type ... He shouts ... "Save the _______, don't mind poor ol'crippled me!" what escapes the terrible blaze?

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