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Pretty much any joke that is considered racist is gonna result very poorly for the comedian. There are funny jokes that involve race and then there are racist jokes that involve race. If you are uncertain which of the two categories your joke belongs in, don't post it here :th:

 

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but you whacked my sheep effing joke when there was recently a thread specifically about irish effing sheep (or goats maybe I dont remember)......

 

I'm seriously trying to find the line so as not to piss you off Tim.....

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but you whacked my sheep effing joke when there was recently a thread specifically about irish effing sheep (or goats maybe I dont remember)......

I'm seriously trying to find the line so as not to piss you off Tim.....

 

Just because something doesn't get whacked, please don't think that means it is approved :b: It more than likely means I missed it :wave: Stay away from the racist stuff, that'll help not piss me off - and I'll make a note of the effort :th: Thanks :)

 

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Just because something doesn't get whacked, please don't think that means it is approved :b: It more than likely means I missed it :wave: Stay away from the racist stuff, that'll help not piss me off - and I'll make a note of the effort :th: Thanks :)

TimS

 

Hey uh,Timmah!?What exactly is your background?Nationalitywise,I mean.Don't say American,that's been done to death.:)

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A cultural comparison

 

 

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.

 

Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.

 

Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

 

 

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.

 

Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.

 

Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.

 

 

Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

 

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.

 

Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.

 

 

Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.

 

Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

 

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.

 

 

Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.

 

Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.

 

Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

 

 

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.

 

Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.

 

Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.

 

Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

 

 

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".

 

Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".

 

Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.

 

Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to be cool.

 

 

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

 

Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.

 

Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

 

Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

 

 

Americans: Drink weak, bad-tasting beer.

 

Canadians: Drink strong, bad-tasting beer.

 

Brits: Drink warm, bad-tasting beer.

 

Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

 

 

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.

 

Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.

 

Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.

 

Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

 

 

 

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