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There were two nuns. . . . . ..

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There were two nuns...

 

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

 

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

 

SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

 

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

 

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! Wh at can we do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

 

SM: It's not working.

 

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

 

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

 

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

 

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

 

 

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

 

Then Sister Logical arrives.

 

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

 

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

 

SM: And?

 

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

 

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

 

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

 

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

 

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

 

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man

with his pants down.

 

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! eek.gif

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That reminds me of one.....

 

A sailor come to port afet 4 months at sea....

 

with his saved up pay in his pocket he makes a B line directly for the brothel....

 

along the way he sees some guys play dice on the corner he cant resist so he joins in and losses every penny he has except for 1 dollar.... demoralized he arrives at the brothel... he walks in with his last buck and says "what kind of sex can I by with this single dollar"... the woman chewing gum gives him a smurk and says " all that will buy you here is peguin sex", so intriqued the guy gives the woman the dollar and says" okey I'm ready for penguin sex" so the girl asks him to leave his shoes on and drop his pants to his ankles which the man does... then the woman takes the dollar and rıns off laughing...

 

the man says "hey come back here" and starts running after the woman with his pants around his ankles causing him to take short short steps really fast... then the other girls start laughing and say" there goes another stupid broke penguinm looking for sex"..

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