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This **** sucks. Tomorrow is Senior day, and as a freshman cheerleader at the highschool my little muffy (abbie) has to make all kinds of baked goods. Well, she's doing homework and making signs, and mom's a pig a hundred miles away, so gues who gets to make the baked goods?

 

They are coming out icon14.gif though. Thank God for these ready-mix things. beers.gif A little oil, a couple eggs, whip it together, throw it in the oven and WALLA (to borrow oots spelling) BAKED GOODS!

 

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View PostThis **** sucks. Tomorrow is Senior day, and as a freshman cheerleader at the highschool my little muffy (abbie) has to make all kinds of baked goods. Well, she's doing homework and making signs, and mom's a pig a hundred miles away, so gues who gets to make the baked goods?

 

They are coming out icon14.gif though. Thank God for these ready-mix things. beers.gif A little oil, a couple eggs, whip it together, throw it in the oven and WALLA (to borrow oots spelling) BAKED GOODS!

 

beatin.gif Kids. mad.gif

 

 

Have you seen these gigantic cupcake pans?

One cupcake is the size of a cake!

 

 

 

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Bakeware: Giant Cupcake Pan.

 

 

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View Postadmit it BJ.... you wouldn't trade her happiness for a thing.

 

******* right. I'd walk on fire, fight dragons, whaeverr it took. She's my little muffy.

 

 

She's my little Veruca Salt. I call her that on occasion, too. She knows she's damn spoiled, and not with stuff or money necessarily, but with how much I care for her.

 

 

Sometimes, she'll even say "Daddy, I want a squirrel." from the Johnny Depp version of the Willie Wonka movie.

 

 

She gets it, she's no dummy, she plays me like a fiddle.

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Step One- Get in your car

 

Step Two- Drive to the grocery store

 

Step Three- Go to the bakery aisle and buy a bunch of ready made stuff

 

Step Four- Remove the packaging and re-wrap it crudely in wax paper and plastic wrap. Then put it all in various sized Tupperware containers.

 

Step Four- Tell your kid you took the day off to bake the stuff.

 

Step Five- Crack open a cold one.

 

You're welcome

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View PostStep One- Get in your car

 

 

Step Two- Drive to the grocery store

 

 

Step Three- Go to the bakery aisle and buy a bunch of ready made stuff

 

 

Step Four- Remove the packaging and re-wrap it crudely in wax paper and plastic wrap. Then put it all in various sized Tupperware containers.

 

 

Step Four- Tell your kid you took the day off to bake the stuff.

 

 

Step Five- Crack open a cold one.

 

 

You're welcome

 

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My hero. No *****.

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View PostLead pot is firing up, screw this, i'm gonna go turn out a couple hundred jigs once this batch of cookies is done. beers.gif

 

I'll gladly take a few of those. biggrin.gif

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View PostJigs?

 

No doobage in the brownies, bro.

 

If you want jigs, all you have to do is give ne your new address, highfive.gif

 

cwm27.gif I live in Austin. If I wanted doobage I'd be stoned right now. beers.gif

 

PM on the way. BTW, I'm in NY for over a week around Turkey day. We should do some toggin or sumpin. smile.gif

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