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Mokes

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It's time people of the Tavern. A coup is upon us and the time is nigh to strike hard and strike now.

 

FnM has had a stranglehold on that room for far too long and has wasted it's resources like Al Gore throws away massage therapists.

 

I hereby declare that we come up with a new title for the room. The Repubic has already invaded. It's time for the rest to follow and put an end to this tomfoolery.

 

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"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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View PostNo way thats one of the best places on here.

 

 

That's crazy talk. Please go over to the OTHER side now and don't look back.

"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

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View PostTexas fishing forum?

 

 

Okay...no. There are no fish in Texas. Just deer in fenced in ranges and lots of illegals.

 

How about..."World Record Bluegills"?

"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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View PostWho Needs a Hug Room- A safe place to share feelings and make friends.

 

 

I like this.

 

How about....."The Numbers Room." All new numbers must report here for no less than 3 months.

"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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View PostOkay...no. There are no fish in Texas. Just deer in fenced in ranges and lots of illegals.

 

How about..."World Record Bluegills"?

 

Actually the record the largest total pounds in a stringer during a single bassmasters tourny was set in TX. It shattered the previous record.

 

I'm gonna be ten minutes from a huge as lake that has hybrid stripers with three other lakes nearby. There's BPS and Cabella's everywhere.

 

2 words: Giant flathead catfish. drool.gif

 

And there are a few hundred miles of gulf coast line that have not been deeply effected by the oil spill.

 

Not to mention several excellent rivers and streams for fly fishing.

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View PostActually the record the largest total pounds in a stringer during a single bassmasters tourny was set in TX. It shattered the previous record.

 

I'm gonna be ten minutes from a huge as lake that has hybrid stripers with three other lakes nearby. There's BPS and Cabella's everywhere.

 

2 words: Giant flathead catfish. drool.gif

 

And there are a few hundred miles of gulf coast line that have not been deeply effected by the oil spill.

 

Not to mention several excellent rivers and streams for fly fishing.

 

 

Lying to yourself may be the best thing at this point Niff. I would like to take this time to say a good can of "Mexi Off" will be helpful when traveling close to the border in the Minivan....

 

We don't want to have to change your name to "Coyote".

"The toothless, braindead, *********, geriatric mouthbreathers around here love their "safe space". It is the only place in the world where they feel like winners, the gracious thing to do, would be to let them enjoy their delusional reality."

-Numbnuts

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