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...trying to get the old lady knocked up..

 

 

Anyone got any advice?

 

Yes, I have some bad habits that don't help things.

Yes, I need to get another swimmers test.

Yes and yes and yes on a lot of things..

Just curious if anyone has any tips. I thank you in advance..

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hit it early and often

 

getting there is most of the fun! wink.gif

 

is age a factor for the two of you?

 

I got 'lucky' when we decided to have kids - didn't have to wait long before she was 'packing'

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View Postless self-pleasuring.

 

yes.. porn is bad.. but i love it.. although they say saving up your swimmers for an attack is sometimes not as good as calling up fresh troops..

 

View Posthit it early and often

 

getting there is most of the fun! wink.gif

 

is age a factor for the two of you?

 

I got 'lucky' when we decided to have kids - didn't have to wait long before she was 'packing'

 

i'm 34 she is 29.. i know, we have time. but i am nervous. my marchers have yet to get the job done.. mad.gif

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Act like another guy.

On Jerry Springer, the first time another guy gets in the gal's britches, the gal gets knocked up.

With your other bad habits, fill a Mayonnaise jar, put the jar in the freezer. Thaw enough for a bulb full and turkey baste her twice a day.

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i'm 34 she is 29.. i know, we have time. but i am nervous. my marchers have yet to get the job done.. mad.gif

 

You sure it's you? Some vajayjay's are violent, they have these protiens that actually kill swimmers.wink.gif

 

You both need to go to a Doctor and check this out.

 

Just saying...

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we're never not trying..

def the right hole

 

i def stress about it which i think is part of the prob..

last Male in my family carrying the family name. want to get it done before i slip off a rock and die searching for my pb.

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