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Wal-Mart rant.

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Just left Wal-mart, central NJ area. As I'm walking past the outdoor patio furniture/flower section outside the bldg, a SKUNK comes out, takes a quirt, misses me (thank you wind!) I get the down waft, puke all over the parking lot. The smell, is unlike no other. Rant over.

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You puked? I kinda like the smell of a skunk. Sometimes I roll the window down when I see one sprawled out in the road in hopes of getting a whif. To each his own I guess.

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Simp,

I've smelled plenty of dead skunks over the years, a fresh squirt from 4 feet away is unlike anything you've ever smelled before. So potent my eyes were on fire.

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View PostSimp,

I've smelled plenty of dead skunks over the years, a fresh squirt from 4 feet away is unlike anything you've ever smelled before. So potent my eyes were on fire.

 

I was just about to post that.

skunk at a distance isn't bad.

skunk up close is brutal.

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View PostSimp,

I've smelled plenty of dead skunks over the years, a fresh squirt from 4 feet away is unlike anything you've ever smelled before. So potent my eyes were on fire.

 

 

That bad huh? I'll trust you on this one.

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could you describe the puke part?

chunky or smooth?

projectile or heaves?

did it come out your nose?

any other functions you would like to share? Did ya have a nice crap today?

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Yeah, direct hit skunk is like some evil sulfur burning stank.

Don't know that I'd puke though.

 

But, let's focus on this 09er Simp.

This fella rolls down the window in the hopes of getting a whiff of distant skunk.

 

Reminiscent of the welcome sting of a punch in the face, wtg there Simp.

Tell us more about yourself.

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MY Stinky birk wearing feet > ANY Skunk stank

 

all day long

 

beers.gif

 

Juss saying....Ive been looking fer a stinky feet contest to enter....I know I can win...

 

Skunk stank got nuttin on me highfive.gif

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