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View PostTry to clean a little every day. I had a similar situation a month ago and i had to spend thursday night and leave work early on friday to clean up before she got home. I made a huge mess! It will be a fun time.

 

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View PostTry to clean a little every day. I had a similar situation a month ago and i had to spend thursday night and leave work early on friday to clean up before she got home. I made a huge mess! It will be a fun time.

 

 

It's not my first rodeo. Plus, I find it hard to relax if the house is a mess.

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View PostYou really want pictures of me drinking beer and watching TV all alone in my underwear?wink.gif

 

If that's what you're up to... then this thread just fell way short of expectations. I was expecting buddies coming over, a couple of kegs in the corner, drunken giggling when something expensive breaks, ya know, reliving the glory days of bachelorhood. Apparently, I was mistaken. Harumph.

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View PostIf that's what you're up to... then this thread just fell way short of expectations. I was expecting buddies coming over, a couple of kegs in the corner, drunken giggling when something expensive breaks, ya know, reliving the glory days of bachelorhood. Apparently, I was mistaken. Harumph.

 

 

Ahhh...I can go out and play with my friends any time. As a married guy, there's only so many times when you've got the house all to yourself. It's a special occasion.

 

Some day, you'll understand.

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my missus is away on a business trip until wednesday. i get to eat dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets with the little one and watch the rest of Ken Burns' Civil War each night until then.

"I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin'. I'm not talkin' 'bout day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout shahkin'!"
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View PostAhhh...I can go out and play with my friends any time. As a married guy, there's only so many times when you've got the house all to yourself. It's a special occasion.

 

Some day, you'll understand.

 

That's still a long way off for meredface.gifredface.gifredface.gifredface.gif

If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! :wave:

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