The Dude Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 A wife in Spain and the kid at the in-laws. I'm all by myself until Friday. Ain't going to be pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 You need to post live updates with pictures... and not random pictures scooped up off the interwebz, either. If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazybellringer Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Try to clean a little every day. I had a similar situation a month ago and i had to spend thursday night and leave work early on friday to clean up before she got home. I made a huge mess! It will be a fun time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Try to clean a little every day. I had a similar situation a month ago and i had to spend thursday night and leave work early on friday to clean up before she got home. I made a huge mess! It will be a fun time. Translation: destroy all evidence If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed422 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 hookers, coke and more hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 You need to post live updates with pictures... and not random pictures scooped up off the interwebz, either. You really want pictures of me drinking beer and watching TV all alone in my underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Try to clean a little every day. I had a similar situation a month ago and i had to spend thursday night and leave work early on friday to clean up before she got home. I made a huge mess! It will be a fun time. It's not my first rodeo. Plus, I find it hard to relax if the house is a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed422 Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 It's not my first rodeo. Plus, I find it hard to relax if the house is a mess. Come over my house ill give u an 8 ball and an hour GO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Hand Fluke Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Son on Wheaties, Wife on a milk carton Living on the right side of the bell curve for over half a century... Life to the feeling man is a tragedy while life to the thinking man is a comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 You really want pictures of me drinking beer and watching TV all alone in my underwear? If that's what you're up to... then this thread just fell way short of expectations. I was expecting buddies coming over, a couple of kegs in the corner, drunken giggling when something expensive breaks, ya know, reliving the glory days of bachelorhood. Apparently, I was mistaken. Harumph. If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Come over my house ill give u an 8 ball and an hour GO! Thanks, but I'm straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Thanks, but I'm straight. Way to keep the pinball in play If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted June 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 If that's what you're up to... then this thread just fell way short of expectations. I was expecting buddies coming over, a couple of kegs in the corner, drunken giggling when something expensive breaks, ya know, reliving the glory days of bachelorhood. Apparently, I was mistaken. Harumph. Ahhh...I can go out and play with my friends any time. As a married guy, there's only so many times when you've got the house all to yourself. It's a special occasion. Some day, you'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcurtiss Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 my missus is away on a business trip until wednesday. i get to eat dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets with the little one and watch the rest of Ken Burns' Civil War each night until then. "I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin'. I'm not talkin' 'bout day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout shahkin'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Ahhh...I can go out and play with my friends any time. As a married guy, there's only so many times when you've got the house all to yourself. It's a special occasion. Some day, you'll understand. That's still a long way off for me If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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