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Adult Riddles ~


Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?


A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


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Q. What's a mixed feeling?


A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.


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Q What's the height of conceit?


A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?


A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?


A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?


A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!


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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?


A. Because it's worth it!


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Q. What is a Yankee?


A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.


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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?


A. They both like a tight seal.


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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?


A. Their balls are just for decoration.


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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?


A. About three inches.


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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?


A. The grip.


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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?


A. It's not hard.


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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?


A: 45 pounds.


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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?


A: 45 minutes.


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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?


A: Breasts don't have eyes.


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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?


A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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OH, don't groan. You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody.


Live well, laugh hard, & love dearly



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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

 

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

 

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That one needs to be updated.

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You'll find this stuff funny as you age young Padawan. Wait until you are married. wink.gif

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