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Free Picnic Table in Union Beach NJ 07735

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This is sturdy fiberglass, not that lightweight cheap PVC crud.

We had this sucker on our deck for over ten years. Never budged an inch during all the windstorms, and looks great for the age.

 

We got a new set, so this has to go. Wife wants it gone out of the living room by noon Saturday. I am around until then. So first I'll take it please pm and email me your number and contact info to work out details. jigmaker@gmail.com

 

42" wide, 28" high. Octagon shape. No chairs included. Has hole from umbrella. Marking on table top is a thin film of candle wax. Easily covered up with a table cloth. Tabletop needs to be screwed back to base, pretty easy. This is a screwfree table cwm27.gif

 

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Daily bump...it's still free

 

Just located the original workable screws, so they'll be included. Going to roll this down into the garage and leave it out for the next bulk garbage pick up day I think next Wednesday. If someone wants it before then, contact me for the address. First I'll take it and picked up gets it.

 

The table top is about an inch thick, so it'll hold a lot of beers for your next get-together beers.gif

 

We've enjoyed many steamed lobsters on this sturdy table and cracked untold dozens of spicy blueclaw crabs (using newspaper of course)...and my wife still wants it gone kooky.gif

 

You know what...it's FREE...I'm not going to post anymore until somebody says they'll take NQA tongue.gif

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Hey Phil, good to hear from you even after what I put you through with the tin squid stuff here on BST. Your application for sainthood has been approved...pending a more complete background check of course biggrin.gif

 

I've been cycling many thousands of miles annually the past few years and have topped it off with a few solo 100+ mile round trips to the Delaware River from my place. Been fishing a bit more recently though and poking around in SOL since I got hit from behind by a NY driver on a wide open country road in Colts Neck on a clear day in mid-May. Not going to go into further details for legal and insurance reasons, but God was definitely watching out for me that day.

 

PSA for everyone, if you are texting or talking on the handheld cellphone while driving...DON"T..because all us of Lance wannabes have rear mounted HQ video cameras nowadays biggrin.gif Booyah!

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Hope so...my wife came home and thought it was gone already..but she had many questions anyway biggrin.gif

 

My wife will now include a custom-made, octagon shaped fabric tablecloth that has small pictures of a bunch of different US lighthouses. Something good to talk about during those awkward quiet moments when the food or beer has run out of food or someone has committed social hari kari like throwing up beers.gif

 

 

The aforementioned tablecloth was made by an absolutely amazing chinese seamstress, my mother in law, in the comforts of our own home, and not at an overseas sweatshop for 25 cents.

 

Furthermore, this tablecloth will not fit any other table but this very table. For that reason alone, I should charge $100 for the tablecloth and send my mother in law to the casino, but...but it's still free cwm13.gifbiggrin.gif

 

Mother in law say..thank you anyway...but America great country...thank you for the free health care biggrin.gif

 

..and I'm not going to post anymore, but I might have a used shamwow cloth or slap chopper handy redface.gif

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Sorry, the shamwow cloth got thrown out after my wife used it to wipe the old bay seasoning off this FREE PICNIC TABLE.

 

Also, my wife said the slapchopper got thrown out after she broke it on this STURDY PICNIC TABLE

 

Did I mention that this FREE AND STURDY PICNIC TABLE is still available cwm13.gif

 

Keep up the good work guys, she's been laughing at me for three straight days cwm27.gif

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