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RIP Art

 

lines from kids say the darnest things

 

* "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6

 

* "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." -- Jim, age 10

 

* "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

 

* "I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

 

* "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7

 

* "Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8

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I'm going to publich my own book: Adults Say the Darndest Things.

 

 

"Go **** Yourself"

-Al, Age 37

 

"Eat **** and die"

-Linda, Age 54

 

"**** you, the horse you rode in on, the mother who gave birth to you, and the mother who gave birth to horse."

-Bob, Age 47

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Geeez--it's Art ****ing Linkletter, guys. What's next--you gonna line up to take turns pissing on Arthur Godfrey's grave? cwm27.gif

 

Wait a sec---Godfrey is dead, right? cwm13.gif

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View PostI'm still mourning Burl Ives.

 

 

No ****---he died? confused.gif

 

Some geezer with Fla plates pulled up next to me at the light the other day, and he had Bluetail Fly cranked up on his radio. I thought the guy was still kicking biggrin.gif

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