TLDig Posted May 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 I really don't think that the teller had anything to do with it. whoooooooooooole nother kind of bank. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daughter of a fisherman Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 First of all you need to contact the owner of a company that makes electric shock collars. Tell them you need to place a large order and would like their wholesale pricing. Next, pretend to be a traveling salesperson and visit each one of the owners of the offending dogs. Tell them you're selling the latest in fashion accessories and you're such a nice person you'll sell the accessory to them at wholesale pricing. Make sure to leave each person with the appropriate instructions....place the "quasi bow-tie" around the HUMAN'S neck making sure the dial is turned to high and sensitivity to noise is also high. Problem solved. They get shocked and you don't end up having to pay anything.... "One of the greatest delusions of the world is the hope that the evils of this world are to be cured by legislation."Thomas B. Reed 1886 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityhunter Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 My buddy shot a neighbors dog and stuffed it in his mail box. Plott hounds may be a little big for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 I really don't think that the teller had anything to do with it. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlefoot14 Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Im thinking tazer gun sneak up on the doggie and let then have it while yelling shutup couple times for each dog and then all you have to is yell shut up out your window instead of shooting your gun at least you have buy ammo. Isnt that how micheal vick got his a$$ thrown in jail? 17 and part of the Jeep Crowd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted May 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 actually what i think i'm going to start doing is either calling the owners or showing up knocking on their doors at 3 am. They will look at me like holy **** what's the emergency and I'll say... Are you awake? and they'll say yes, and i'll say good... just wanted to make sure that we were ALL awake.... and walk away. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish4Fun Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Firecrackers - cheap and available in south carolina. Better yet, get some of those big ass bottle rockets that blow up and shoot them at the dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishnmagician Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 First of all you need to contact the owner of a company that makes electric shock collars TRY ACME. Tell them you need to place a large order and would like their wholesale pricing. Next, pretend to be a traveling salesperson and visit each one of the owners of the offending dogs. Tell them you're selling the latest in fashion accessories and you're such a nice person you'll sell the accessory to them at wholesale pricing. Make sure to leave each person with the appropriate instructions....place the "quasi bow-tie" around the HUMAN'S neck making sure the dial is turned to high and sensitivity to noise is also high. Problem solved. They get shocked and you don't end up having to pay anything.... DoaF= Wile E. Coyote. Eggy 10-13 LAA 7-14 50-50 2-15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishAgain Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 Firecrackers - cheap and available in south carolina. Better yet, get some of those big ass bottle rockets that blow up and shoot them at the dogs. That sounds like fun and it might be as effective as a paintball gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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