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Robert Williams

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We've been letting new guys have it too easy. Telling a joke is no kind of initiation for the Tavern. We need something more meaningful. Something to really test their character. Something we could all take some sort of sadistic pleasure in making them endure. But what?

 

Require 20 posts in the Sports forum?

 

Require an essay about the joys of man-goat love?

 

Submit a pre-written LPE for us to archive for when needed?

 

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View PostEither a "ZeeBaas Sucks" thread or a "VS Sucks" thread in the main forum should weed out the weak.

 

 

 

Or maybe if live eels should be classified as bait fishing, like the lowly chunk, or elevated to the rank of "ambulatory plug."

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i like the fly landing thesis. i mean, they aint sticky suction cups like a tree frog is it. we find out who the critical thinkers are early and squash their dreams icon14.gif

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View Post20 in the sports is like doing time....that's my votehighfive.gif

 

 

Most sinners will finish their time in purgatory before noobs get 20 posts in the sporteh.

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View PostEach should offer a theory as to how a fly can land on the ceiling.

 

 

It's been bugging me for decades.

 

 

 

Pun intended?

 

Answer: Its the shoes baby, the shoes!

 

Check out the microscopic image

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Those two floppy pads serve as millions of tiny suction cups for landing on smooth surfaces. And for rough surfaces the claws grip to get the job done. If only Nike could get a patent...

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View PostPun intended?

 

Answer: Its the shoes baby, the shoes!

 

Check out the microscopic image

world%2020.jpg

 

Those two floppy pads serve as millions of tiny suction cups for landing on smooth surfaces. And for rough surfaces the claws grip to get the job done. If only Nike could get a patent...

 

 

You're missing the salient point, Mr Wizard. You ever see a fly do an Immelman? Me neither.

 

This is one of life's great mysteries. Don't belittle it with your facts.

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View PostMost sinners will finish their time in purgatory before noobs get 20 posts in the sporteh.

 

 

true...they'll think the whole site is like a ghost town based on the response over there....and then leave before we get to find out who they are

 

LPE for jacket

 

If they need help writing one I have a few they can doctor up cwm27.gif

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