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Of course....I proved this in my dissertation defense while attending the

 

"Otter School of Nature's Anomalies, SOL Experts, and Snake Husbandry"

 

and actually woodchucks do chuck wood

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

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Woodchucks Chucking Wood

 

The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted!

(By the way what is a woodchuck? Is it like a gopher?)

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:

  • The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
  • The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
  • The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is a woodchuck

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A woodchuck can chuck wood in the same quantity as Peter Piper can pick a peck of pickled peppers.

 

So...just square Peter and add 2 woodchucks.

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View PostA woodchuck can chuck wood in the same quantity as Peter Piper can pick a peck of pickled peppers.

 

So...just square Peter and add 2 woodchucks.

 

 

Or you could just take the number oftimes Brian has pleasured himself to a picture of Danica McKellar x PIE X2beers.gif

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