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Robert Williams

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Q. What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?

 

A. Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

 

Q. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?

 

A. When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.

 

Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?

 

A. A tearjerker.

 

Q. What's the difference between medium and rare?

 

A. 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

 

Q. What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?

 

A. A scrotum pole!

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View PostI love 'em.

 

That's all.

 

 

 

I love the freedom that permits crude, tasteless and offensive jokes.

 

Without exception or qualification I support the freedom of others to attempt to offend me.

 

The problem for them is, (in terms of their satisfaction) I cannot be fazed.

"Who is John Galt?"
Who?
You?

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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dilldo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young daughter's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her daughter replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the same amount of indignation as those offended.

~ Plato

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I locked my keys in my car outside of an abortion clinic the other night. It turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.

Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the same amount of indignation as those offended.

~ Plato

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