Brian Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Time for my fourth Coke of the day. A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 You drink more coke when you're stressed by failed dreams of power?? "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Mike, why did you bother posting in this dismal fail thread? Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Because Brian needs a lot of help with the internet. "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Because Brian needs a lot of help with the internet. Friendly. Nice. Throw in some advice and you've got something. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Throw in some advice and you've got something. Learn to bake -- it's the true path to power. "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedracer Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 4 cokes is always better when they're washing down gravy fries. You're getting sleepy. ....very sleepy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadogface Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 I bet pie would be good as well sweetheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Free sodas at work rule when not smoking. A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Hey, at least you're getting an extra 1600 calories a day to help with the post smoking weight gain "Depend not on fortune, but on conduct." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Up 12 lbs since I quit A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niffty Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 At least you quit. Hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig buttholes into his Dick Shaper Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyMouse Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Up 12 lbs since I quit Run some gasses, fatty If anyone may require dialysis or a kidney transplant, feel free to contact me via this site. I'll be happy to help you through whatever questions you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Run some gasses, fatty I quit playing football so I wouldn't have to do that **** anymore A whiter shade of pale.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livetofish br Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Time for my fourth Coke of the day. That's it? I've got to get 72 ounces before lunch to get through the morning, though I do manage to knock out about 18 a day. Fruit Loops and Coke, the real breakfast of champions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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