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I'm raising the Pirate Flag tonight!!!

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I feel your pain buddy,its been a while for me to,I told my wife "you don't feed the bull he is going to stray from the pasture" she didn't like that,I said who cares what you think right about know,mad.gif

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Doesn't that usually happen after she surrenders 'da booty?pig2.gifcwm27.gif

View PostShe better surrender the booty or else a shot is being fired across her bow, dammit!

 

 

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This is what you do there bud.

 

1.) Don't buy flowers (Flowers = I am sorry), make dinner.

 

2.) Give her a foot rub.

 

3.) Get a bubble bath ready.

 

4.) Get some nice jasmine smelling oil.

 

5.) Give her a sensual massage.

 

 

That should do it. My advice also to you is to start to get freaky, like toys, games role playing and the like.

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I suggest these five steps, you can't misswink.gif

 

First of all never let on how much you like a girl.

 

Two, you always call the shots.

 

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.

 

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move.

 

And five, now this is the most important. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

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View PostWho's wearing which costume, and who's wearing the eye patch?

 

 

Get freaky dude! I will wear a dress and be her slave *****, as long as I get to burry my face in her treasure.naughty.gif

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