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So this weekend was my friends bachelor party down the cape and we had a big discussion about midgets. I told them that I am attracted to midgets and most everyone I was with told me I was nuts. One friend said "Why would you want a midget they would have a tiny mouth". Dumb ass. Another said "Do midgets weigh the same amount as normal people?" Hahah he is a special one. Come on this chick aint sexy?

 

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View Postthey are small like a child,

but all adult and icky.... right?

 

They have a tendency to scamper...

 

Things that scamper frighten me.

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Wimmen midgets do better than the guys do.

 

When my uncle Bridget was a dude, the only job he could get was night shift at the bowling alley.

And he had a hard time in the romance department.

 

But since the operation, he's livin large.

 

For a midget.

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View PostIs all their 'stuff' still the same size and dimensions as big people?headscratch.gif I've often wondered.

 

 

Nope - But pearl onion booty is sweeter than regular onion booty. pig2.gif

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View Postwhen I bang midgets i hold a nipper of booze in my hand...between the little chick and the nipper.....I feel like a giant

 

damn. gotta try that one this weekend.

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