Stoker1 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I just told me wife that I wish I had a bazooka to toast every ice cream truck that comes down my block. The idiotic music played too loud, our kids begging for money every time, smelly exhaust, lingering around for a measley sale, this is serious. I want the tap on the helmet to know I'm locked and loaded to let fly! If all the fish you dreamed of came into your creel by wishing, why think of all the joy you would miss then, there'd be no more fun in fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray gables Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I love it when they come around at 5pm,just in time for dinner,how about coming around at like 3pm when they get out of school, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmogav Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Think you have it bad? My neighbor is frieds with our driver so sale or no sale, he sits in front of the house for 20mins EVERY day... Music on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basstardo Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Ice Cream Truck Driver = Teh suck!!! My son goes down for his nap at about 2:30 every day. Without fail, that bastard comes rolling through 20 minutes after he falls asleep. Almost makes me wish we had an HOA just to stop the jerk...almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom T Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Was there a better sound when you were a kid than the ice cream truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charloots Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 My sone goes down for his nap at about 2:30 every day. Without fail, that bastard comes rolling through 20 minutes after he falls asleep. Almost makes me wish we had an HOA just to stop the jerk...almost. Why not just move his nap time back 20 minutes and avoid the problem? Junior sleeps, neighbor kids get Eskimo pies, ice cream dude gets paid...everybody's happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostonkeltic Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 we were to poor for the ice cream truck. back in those days he only rang a bell. hardly ever came up my street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basstardo Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Why not just move his nap time back 20 minutes and avoid the problem? Junior sleeps, neighbor kids get Eskimo pies, ice cream dude gets paid...everybody's happy. Because he's a demon when he's tired, and he's a very "scheduled" kid. Love him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seal Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I wish there was a beer truck. Justice will only exist where those not affected by injustice are filled with the same amount of indignation as those offended. ~ Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoker1 Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 He's my wife'a version of jihad. The truck that came that spurned my first post sends one our daughters into the house begging for money after she tells the driver to wait. Wife says no!, there are ice pops in the fridge. Now my two daughters go outside with ice pops from the fridge with him looking on. Jihad complete! Actually I think he's going to jihad me now . If all the fish you dreamed of came into your creel by wishing, why think of all the joy you would miss then, there'd be no more fun in fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aura0427 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 When my kids were little, they were some of his best customers. Hed pull up, stop in front of the house, with his music playing and just wait for them to come out. I remember a few times, stepping out and waving him away! Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedracer Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Why isn't there a cold beer truck? Seems like a no brainer to me. It could play 80's heavy metal. You're getting sleepy. ....very sleepy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIEF500 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Come on it's right of passage. Everyone has chased the ice cream truck. Especially right at dinner time KNOWING there was no shot at geting on. When I was younger it was the yellow, white and blue O'Boyles Ice Cream trucks. They had a bell (like a boxing ring bell) that they would ring. You could here the ding, ding, ding a long way off. Once you befriended the driver he used to let you on to ring the bell for him for a few blocks. Hard hand dipped ice cream. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I LIKE PIZZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backbeach Jake Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 As long as there's the jingle of the icecream truck all is right in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2mcfisher48 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 As long as there's the jingle of the icecream truck all is right in the world... "LIFE'S TOUGH......IT'S EVEN TOUGHER WHEN YOU'RE STUPID." John Wayne "Just as the laymen leave medicine to doctors and electronics to engineers, so people who are not qualified to think should leave all thinking to the experts and have faith in the experts' higher authority. Only experts are able to understand the discoveries of modern science, which have proved that thought is an illusion and that the mind is a myth." Atlas Shrugged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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