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No Speakah Da English!

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AT A BUS STOP, TWO ITALIAN MEN GET ON THE BUS. THEY SIT DOWN AND

ENGAGE IN AN ANIMATED CONVERSATION.

 

THE LADY SITTING NEXT TO THEM IGNORES THEM AT FIRST, BUT HER

ATTENTION

IS GALVANIZED WHEN SHE HEARS ONE OF THEM SAY THE FOLLOWING :

 

EMMA COME FIRST.

DEN I COME.

DEN TWO ASSES COME TOGETHER.

 

I COME ONCE-A-MORE!

TWO ASSES, THEY COME TOGETHER AGAIN.

I COME AGAIN AND PEE TWICE.

THEN I COME ONE LASTA TIME.

 

THE LADY CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE.

 

"YOU FOUL-MOUTHED SEX OBSESSED PIG", SHE RETORTED INDIGNANTLY.

"IN

THIS COUNTRY, WE DON'T SPEAK ALOUD IN PUBLIC PLACES ABOUT OUR

SEX

LIVES."

 

HEY, CALMA DOWN LADY, SAID THE MAN. WHO' SA TALKIN' ABOUTA SEX?

I'M

A JUSTA TELLIN' MY FRIENDA HOW TO SPELL "MISSISSIPPI".

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