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"Balls" & "Guts" & the Difference

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There is a socio-psychological distinction. We've all heard about men having "guts" or "balls", but do you really know the difference between them?


In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further


confusion, the following definitions are listed below:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:



'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:


'You're next, Chubby.


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


But medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both may ultimately result in death.

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