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How do I change a lightbulb?

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View PostGuys, seriously! Its dark and I don't know what to do.

 

Wet your finger, and start randomly sticking it in the air around the room. You'll eventually find the light and socket. Added bonus... if you get electrocuted, whoever finds your body will know that they don't have to first unscrew the burnt out light bulb.

 

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View PostWet your finger, and start randomly sticking it in the air around the room. You'll eventually find the light and socket. Added bonus... if you get electrocuted, whoever finds your body will know that they don't have to first unscrew the burnt out light bulb.

 

Does that help?

 

 

 

Edited by Brian: Totally unfunny, but thanks for trying.

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View PostEB, have you consulted a medical professional? How do you know the bulb wants to be changed. It might be looking for a partner. It could also be on vacation. Did you check for a note? The light is out, it might have left a note telling when it will be back.

 

 

Why do you need light anyway? You moved in with a woman, that's heavy.

 

OMG....that was the rolling on the floor...never stops fits of the year...

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View PostShe says I need to take the old one out first, but I think I can just jam it in there...?

 

 

 

Hire 10 union guys to do it...9 will watch, 1 will screw the new one in, then they'll file a grievance for overtime...cwm27.gif

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