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you know times are tough when...

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you see something like this on craigslist:

 

Are you frustrated and sick of the state of things? Economy got you down? Pissed about the war in Iraq? Do you have a lot of pent up aggression and need a healthy outlet to realease it through?

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions then today is your lucky day!

 

For only $100 I will let you punch me in the face.

 

Here are the guidelines:

 

-Money up front, CASH ONLY

-No crow hopping. Planted foot punches only

-1 punch per customer per day

-Face only. No rabbit punches to the back of the dome or anything below the belt

-All punches are final. If you swing and miss thats your punch!

-I will be wearing a mouth guard. In the event of knocked out teeth, I keep the teeth

-I have the right to refuse any potential punchers for any reason what so ever

 

My Money Back Guarantee:

 

If I move or hit you back you will automatically be refunded your money.

 

Please, serious inquiries only

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