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Hi guys, new here, I love tying my own jigs and I'm thrilled to find a place with an active lure making/building forum! We don't have sea run stripers down here but I've caught my share of land locked stripers.

 

I stick to chasing flounder, trout, and big drum along with all the typical table fare fish. Gonna be moving down closer to Myrtle Beach this fall for school, can't wait to be able to fish 4 or 5 times a week.

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yes new members must post a joke. I was never told of this rule and have now become a joke instead. redface.gif

 

By the way, we don't discuss fishing in this forum we discuss stoopid. Main forum might be a good place to post another HappyWave.gif.

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Watch out for that first step....it's a doozie!

 

Progression of your time here should go like this:

 

Explore and soak it up

 

Get oofended by someone

 

Act uppity w/ the ignore button

 

get involved in BST

 

Dip toe in PG

 

Break into comedy career in Tavern or try to get cute with the points (It will not work)

 

Learn the personalities of the PLAYA's

 

and then....

 

Finally decpher something that Ooots says...

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A joke, huh. I have some hand to god honest stories that will have you rolling, but they're not exactly family friendly.

 

So I leave you with this.

 

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night.

The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house

 

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

 

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

 

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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Or another of my favorites. Short and sweet

 

Walking to my car, I was walking past Mesa Vista Psych Hospital yesterday, and all the patients were shouting,'13....13....13'

The yard fence was too high to see over, but when I saw a little gap in the planks I looked through to see what was going on.

Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'....

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View PostPat's already volunteered to assist with any computer questions we have so feel free.

 

And if you put peanut butter anywhere on your body, he'll lick it off. Anywhere.

 

Hey, I have a price. I'm easy, not cheap.

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Usually the 1st 4 responders are the ones you need to avoidkooky.gif We call them "stalkers" up north. Stay in the plug building forum, they usually stay away from fishing stuffwink.gif

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