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A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he as ked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"


"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."



"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"



"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered



Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.



We observe all union rules."



The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."



"That's more like it!" the union man said.



He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.



"I'd like her," he said.


"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next." cwm27.gifbiggrin.gif

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