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Unscrew earpiece or transmitter cap to co-workers telephone hand-set.

 

Place onion sliver inside. cooked onion doesn't stink immediately but has a nice delayed effect. You can substitute with shrimp or whatever lunch item is available - turkey is extra-special. Cheese is a fine sub.

 

Do it on friday so they catch the whiff on monday.

 

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Light Switch surprise:

 

Unscrew switchplate. Place shrimp/cheese etc... inside. Replace Plate.

 

Walk away.

 

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Chowder clam in trunk of car.

 

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Smelly Jelly on toilet handle.

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View PostWhen they're not around , remove about 50 to 60 yards of line from their reel , cut and then respool the line . When they go to cast you know what happens .

 

Funny but wrong maybe 10 yards or so.beers.gif

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Rub the underside of their desk with a banana peel. They'll be breathing fruit flys for weeks.

Put silver never seize on their office door knob, put black graphite grease on their telephone. They grab the door knob, make a call to get the perp fired, and the foreman shows up and laughs his ass off at the crap in the victim's ear and mouth. Never seize the washroom doorknob. The faucet handles. Their car door handles. They'll cry all the way home. If the car door is unlocked, well, the ride gets real interesting.....

The ol' rubber bands in the sandwich trick is a winner, too. Lightly sprinkle the fixin's of you mark's lunch with rubber bands and watch. He bites pulls the sandwich away, and the fixin's slap him in the face. The expression is priceless so pay attention it's over in a millisecond.

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The guy who searches and pecks his keyboard with one or two fingers.....

 

Pop off the keyboard keys and mix them. They pull their hair out.wink.gif

 

 

While riding passeger with some one....When at a stop for traffic light with no traffic. While the light is red.....look over at the driver and say "The light is Red" They will go every time.

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spray paint in deodorantbiggrin.gif

 

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when i worked in an ice cream plant, a guy would eat a pint of chocolate chip ice cream at lunch every day.

one day i managed to catch a handful of flies.

he set his pint out to thaw for a few minutes before lunch and i lifted the lid of said pint, and placed the flies in it, and smashed down the lid.

he ate a few spoonfuls before he noticed a paticularly fat fly on his spoon.

talk about gag reflex. he heaved and sputtered for a few seconds before he chased me from the break room with murder in his eyes. biggrin.gif

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View Postwhen i worked in an ice cream plant, a guy would eat a pint of chocolate chip ice cream at lunch every day.

one day i managed to catch a handful of flies.

he set his pint out to thaw for a few minutes before lunch and i lifted the lid of said pint, and placed the flies in it, and smashed down the lid.

he ate a few spoonfuls before he noticed a paticularly fat fly on his spoon.

talk about gag reflex. he heaved and sputtered for a few seconds before he chased me from the break room with murder in his eyes. biggrin.gif

 

 

I would have kicked the S*** out of you too if you did that to me

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Go to your girlfriend/wife's bathroom cabinet, switch out tampons with maxipad or maxipad with tampons, whichever she uses.

 

And then watch her fly off the handle.

 

Apparently women don't like guys messing with those things.

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Once put several mackeral, underneath the spare tire in the trunk. Yup, in july, they were heading to the airport, leaving for the honeymoon.

 

He really should have kept the bar open a few hours longer at the reception.......beers.gif

 

He thinks his brother did it, to this day.

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View PostPut a rubber band around the spray hose on the sink,aim it and watch the Old Lady get wet.

 

I was hoping this would be mentioned. I do this every year for April Fools to as many people as I can. It is awesome! Trick is to aim it correctly.

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