NYtugs Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 So I'm at my parent's and log onto SOL....spend some time online and log off......Next morning Mom say's to me I why would you look at PORN on our computer???? I say Mom what are you talking about? So she says stripppersonline !!!! After I get off the floor (from laughing) I take her into the den and log onto to SOL, as say to her yes Mom here is my Porno -- CENTER FOLD.....Tim holding a big'ol STRIPER!!!! Boy did we have a good laugh...Now she tells the story to everyone! It will happen just wait for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wentfishn47 Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 I can see my Mom doing the samething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ex-Googan Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Had the same question from an IT guy at work a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatman Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Reminds me of the old SNL skits with Gilda Radnor as Emily LaTella. "What do mean there's to much Violins on TV. There should be more. Kids need to hear good music" Emily, that's VIOLENCE, not violins. "Ah, well that's different, nevermind". on the good side of the grass..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishNH Posted November 15, 2008 Report Share Posted November 15, 2008 Personally I'd like to see Tim in a much nicer outfit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetwater Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 The outdoor editor of our paper down here had a son whom he wanted to follow in his footsteps. He got the paper to give the boy a column in the weekly "Neighbors" section, which apparently wasn't carefully overseen. Unfortunately, while a good boy in other respects, the kid couldn't spell, so each week we would get a report on the strippers in the river. The thing went on for about three months until the kid found he was better qualified for another job. We did eventually find a stripper in the river, but we had to drive her there ourselves. She caught and released a fish that evening, so for a while if we lost a fish we would wonder if it was the strippers striper. I have become too old to drink bourbon on the rocks. I will still drink it in the parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIEF500 Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Wait until you stick a StripersOnline.com logo sticker on your vehicle. The looks you get sometimes while out shopping are hilarious. They're reading StrippersOnline and giving you all kinds of dirty looks. I LIKE PIZZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayMyles Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 I was sitting the the hospital waiting for my sister-in-law to give birth to my youngest nephew when I grabbed by other sisters blackberry to check the statis of a purchase. the next day I was talking to my nephew who got chewed out by my sister for looking at porn on her phone. he denied it up and down... He gave his mother a quick spelling lesson before he demanded an apology. Funny how many people have this happen to them.. nicey nice.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steadagolf Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 I've wondered what the mailman thinks when the packages from Tim come saying stripersonline on the return address Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinfisher1 Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I'm waiting for the day when the boss calls me into his office and asks this same question. Can you tell me what you are doing looking at strippers and porn on work hours? "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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