fishingdiva Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Just wanted to say Hi to everyone! I registered with this site a while back but haven't posted anything until tonight. My boyfriend "BassLover" is walking me through it. Just wanted to let you all know, yes I am female, but I definitely know how to fish. Been fishing almost my whole life, for about 27 years. My first fish was a snapper when I was only 4. My first keeper striper was a 28lb 4oz'r caught at Gillikens in IBSP when I was 15. I fish a lot, sometimes too much, but it keeps me sane! I'm looking forward to learn more from you guys, and to pass on what I have learned through the years! Here's a joke that would go perfectly with "guys with girlfriends" thread...lol! Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater". For me the ending would have gone a little like this....and she said.... "Sex after Fishing", we need to go pack up the truck!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickman Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Good one and welcome aboard. "In the beginning, God..." "Blessing come from many directions. Make sure you look around." Rickman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfcast Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welcome aboard I'll tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn. Jim Morrison Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray gables Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 nice,I like it,my wife would say the same thing.matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishoholic Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Been fishing almost my whole life, for about 27 years. My first fish was a snapper when I was only 4. My first keeper striper was a 28lb 4oz'r caught at Gillikens in IBSP when I was 15. I fish a lot, sometimes too much, but it keeps me sane! For me the ending would have gone a little like this....and she said.... "Sex after Fishing", we need to go pack up the truck!! And now just one question.... Do you have a sister who by any chance has a fetish for slightly over weight single fathers who slightly resemble chewbacka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledstriper92 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 nice joke welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big popper Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 . welcome it's cool site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripersurfguyny Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 welcome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakyMan Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 nice joke, you'll learn alotta great stuff (*edited - member formerly know as 'backbaysofnj') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hook521 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welcome Fishingdiva! Hooky And now just one question.... Do you have a sister who by any chance has a fetish for slightly over weight single fathers who slightly resemble chewbacka? Photo enclosed - LIBBA 521 - MSA 521 - ASC Go Atlantic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishchile Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Hi and welcome. Good joke. "Nick did not like to fish with other men on the river. Unless they were of your party, they spoiled it." Ernest Hemmingway, "Big Two Hearted River (1925) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauley1 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 haha, had to giggle on that one. welcome. i hope i find someone one day that also enjoys surfcasting like i do. do you have single friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Striped Bass Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welcome "Get up, stand up, and fight for your rights" Bob Marley Catch & Release + Respect Mother Nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishoholic Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welcome Fishingdiva! Hooky Photo enclosed - HEY!!! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET MY PICTURE FROM!!! YOU HACKING INTO MY IPHOTO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patno6 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 welcome aboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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