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Just wanted to say Hi to everyone! HappyWave.gif I registered with this site a while back but haven't posted anything until tonight. My boyfriend "BassLover" heart.gif is walking me through it.

 

Just wanted to let you all know, yes I am female, but I definitely know how to fish. Been fishing almost my whole life, for about 27 years. My first fish was a snapper when I was only 4. My first keeper striper was a 28lb 4oz'r caught at Gillikens in IBSP when I was 15. I fish a lot, sometimes too much, but it keeps me sane! wink.gif I'm looking forward to learn more from you guys, and to pass on what I have learned through the years! cwm15.gif

 

Here's a joke that would go perfectly with "guys with girlfriends" thread...lol!

 

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater".

 

headscratch.gif For me the ending would have gone a little like this....and she said....

"Sex after Fishing", we need to go pack up the truck!!

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 I'll tell you this, no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

                                                             Jim Morrison 

 

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.

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View Post Been fishing almost my whole life, for about 27 years. My first fish was a snapper when I was only 4. My first keeper striper was a 28lb 4oz'r caught at Gillikens in IBSP when I was 15. I fish a lot, sometimes too much, but it keeps me sane!

 

headscratch.gif For me the ending would have gone a little like this....and she said....

"Sex after Fishing", we need to go pack up the truck!!

 

And now just one question.... Do you have a sister who by any chance has a fetish for slightly over weight single fathers who slightly resemble chewbacka? eek.gif

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