TLDig Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I've tried and tried to make up the perfect list of things for McNifty to do for me to make up for his ghoulish mistake. I keep throwing away the lists. Seems the only thing I can really think of for him to do is to clean my house. In the nude. Or one of those French Maid outfits. Unless of course, you guys can think of something better. He's agreed to do whatever I say. And no, I'm not turning 29 again this year. I'm going to go with 35 instead. At least for another 7 or 8 years. Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVskeetshooter Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I've tried and tried to make up the perfect list of things for McNifty to do for me to make up for his ghoulish mistake. I keep throwing away the lists. Seems the only thing I can really think of for him to do is to clean my house. In the nude. Or one of those French Maid outfits. Unless of course, you guys can think of something better. He's agreed to do whatever I say. And no, I'm not turning 29 again this year. I'm going to go with 35 instead. At least for another 7 or 8 years. I think he should have to prance around nakie in the yard raking leaves and then come inside and clean the house. I am thinking in the house a thong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagman Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I think he should have to prance around nakie in the yard raking leaves and then come inside and clean the house. I am thinking in the house a thong... I like this idea, but you should also make him sing Barry Manilow or the Bee Gee's while he works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph78 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Shove a broom up his arse and have him sweep too!!! Rod Building is an addiction, the N.E.R.B.S. help feed that addiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BassBlitz Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 We can get him to be anything you'd like No Man Stands as Tall as When He Stoops to Help a Child... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisd0427 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 if you can take a raincheck have him shovel the driveway in his birthday suit "It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who your not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugeDinghy Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 if you can take a raincheck have him shovel the driveway in his birthday suit 2 blueberries and an acorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Lippen Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 We cant have him prancing about nekkid in the yard! They's chillens about! Inside, with the maid outfit, it makes it more humiliating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIEF500 Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Emu costume. You get yer revenge and get rid of the nagging memories. I LIKE PIZZA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Emu costume. You get yer revenge and get rid of the nagging memories. sheer genius!!! You know it must be a penguin bound down if you hear that terrible screaming and there ain't no other birds around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerrickT Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLDig Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 We cant have him prancing about nekkid in the yard! They's chillens about! Inside, with the maid outfit, it makes it more humiliating. true... don't want to ruin the kid's hopes so early in life. humiliating... see, now that's what i was looking for... thanks john! Ack. Foo. I want to die from a good old fashioned case of living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billybob Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Pig roast with the yokels. McNifty plays a drum solo. With his pud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm still trying to figure out what he did wrong Banned in Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homerisadope Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 I'm still trying to figure out what he did wrong he banged a skeleton without digging it up first. Ordinary ****ing people - I hate 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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