Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barack needs to call in a favor with his PLO friend, the guy from Columbia U who brought AchthmmindiniJihad there to speak last year "Rashid?" "Rashid, what up dog, Its Barack" "Hi Barry, how are you my good friend" "Rashid, I need you to do something for me" "I need you to go undercover, into Tehran, in advance of my meeting with your friend Ackmindinigjihad. This is would be a vital gain in the US fight against islamic terrorists" "Can I count on you Rashid?" ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "yes you can count on me Barry, you always could" "But I need something in return" "Whats that Rashid" "It has to do with Israel"... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcurtiss Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 I love fiction too. "I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin'. I'm not talkin' 'bout day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout shahkin'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
likwid Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 queue stabbin palin script. bow chicka. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triet Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barack: FYYFF Rashid: Yo Barack: That election was da **** Rashid: What wuz your ***** wearing Barack: Yo I told her that I wouldn't wipe my ass with that **** Rashid: When we gonna **** up Israel Barack: Shut the **** up Rashid: **** you Barack: **** you Your boy is going to be a big flop in Washington, and I can't wait till it happens.-Rocky RhodesMccain is weak, lame and a poor choice for President-JimP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "yes you can count on me Barry, you always could" "But I need something in return" "Whats that Rashid" "It has to do with Israel"... ... "you cannot tell a soul, but Mammy (mahmood AckmindiniJihad) has made the decision to stike Televiv w/ a combined Nuke/Bio/Chem assault" "bottom line Barry, I help you with Mammy to stop sending explosives in to Iraq, but you need to stand aside while Mammy settles this Zionist thing once and for all" "do we have a deal Barry?" "Barry?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 any thoughts on how Barack will handle this "test"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquacide Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Barack needs to call in a favor with his PLO friend, the guy from Columbia U who brought AchthmmindiniJihad there to speak last year "Rashid?" "Rashid, what up dog, Its Barack" "Hi Barry, how are you my good friend" "Rashid, I need you to do something for me" "I need you to go undercover, into Tehran, in advance of my meeting with your friend Ackmindinigjihad. This is would be a vital gain in the US fight against islamic terrorists" "Can I count on you Rashid?" ... and Rashid replies ... "shuh, B -Dawg. That McCain fella relied on me. he paid me $30,000 in consultancy fees for my advisory work on the PLO for his Senate Committee report... " word. Disclaimer: the above may not represent the actual views of the writer, but may have been expressed sarcastically/ ironically with the sole intention of providing humour. That notwithstanding, the writer retains the right to be emotionally, psychologically or alcohol/substance impaired at the time of writing (*member formerly known as 'guernseybass') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "you cannot tell a soul, but Mammy (mahmood AckmindiniJihad) has made the decision to stike Televiv w/ a combined Nuke/Bio/Chem assault" "bottom line Barry, I help you with Mammy to stop sending explosives in to Iraq, but you need to stand aside while Mammy settles this Zionist thing once and for all" "do we have a deal Barry?" "Barry?"... "Rashid, I'm still here damn it give me a moment to think" "Fine, do it, but this better not be a ****ing mess & I dont dont want to see too many Palestinians Killed"... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Rashid, I'm still here damn it give me a moment to think" "Fine, do it, but this better not be a ****ing mess & I dont dont want to see too many Palestinians Killed"... ... "Barry, there's just one more thing" "Whats that Rashid?" "Can I bring a date to the inagural dinner?"... to be continued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 "Barry, there's just one more thing" "Whats that Rashid?" "Can I bring a date to the inagural dinner?"... "Barry, one more thing" "Rashid for (vulgarity removed)s! You are worse than Bill Ayers!, can you say what you want and let me get back to running the USA!" "Sheesh Barry, I just vant to know if there will be Jews there?"... ...to be continued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Fishinger Posted November 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 not so much as a nibble? fine go back to your tabloid mags, huffington post and MSNBC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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