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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were

both married to other people, found themselves assigned

to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing

a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...

he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the

woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would

you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a

second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,

let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*&^ing blanket."


After a moment of silence, he farted.


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