ThatGuyDownTheStreet Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Halloween. Trick-or-treating. I don't care if I'm in high school, I still like free candy. Especially when you're getting it with friends you haven't seen in a long time. This one little kid decides to give the candy out of his window, dressed like a ninja. "Trick or treat." "Here, have some Tootsie Pops." "Thanks. High fives." *slap* I turn around to leave, he says "Wait, hold on." He pulls a little toy sword out, "yaaargh," points it at me. I'm not gonna be a jerk and say "yeah you're so funny kid, I'm leaving," so I start running, just to play along. Mind bullets. The ability to kill a yak from 200 yards. That's telekinesis, Kyle. Of course, halfway down his driveway I'm still as powerful as a bull moose from 1200 yards, so I only trip. Onto my left arm. On pavement. Mind bullets. I thought it was only sprained, so I still went around trick or treating as usual. I got home and noticed my lower arm/wrist area was significantly puffy, so I slept with it on ice. I went to the doctor's office, completely on schedule, but still had to wait an hour. (Damn doctors.) So I finally get into the doctor's room and sit down. "How can you bend it?" "This way, that way, OH GOD NOT THAT WAY" "Okay, I'm just gonna take your temperature with this ear thermometer." *wedge* "...Is it supposed to go in that far?" (Swear to god, if you guys take this out of context...) We get the forms to go get some X-rays. To the hospital, awaaaaay! X-ray room, basically. "Ok, put your hand like this." (Guys...) "Okay." "Now put it like this." "It kinda hurts. Don't do that." (...) "Now put it like this..." *wrench* "WHATTHEF... I said not to do that." Long story short... My radius bone. About 1/3 of the way up from my wrist. It's broken. Hooray. Yippee. How filled with glee I am. I basically have the temporary cast, and that's about it for now. The real thing comes on Monday. Or Tuesday. That kills all my fishing plans. Damn ninjas. (Thanks to my brother for typing this out for me - it would've been hell to do with one hand. ...You take that out of context, YOU get the mind bullets. Yak.) Member of the MSBA and Ditch Trolls.Quote:Originally Posted by Taggeryou just don't touch another mans [rods]... like messing with his wife only worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyDevil1 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Wrap the cast in a trash bag and continue fishing ! It wont hurt untill after you land her anyway. Good luck ! JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbt114 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Can we all sign the cast? Chris p.s. That sux I'm on a bridge to a better day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurejunky99 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 What you didn't give us a medical drawing this time before you went to the emergency room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eisey Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 do you have any leftover candy? bob eisey,LIBBA 1002, MSA 295 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyDownTheStreet Posted November 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 I would wrap it, but the cast kinda engulfs my whole hand except the tips of my fingers, so I can't cast, tie knots, reel, or any of that good stuff. You kinda need two hands to fish. And JBT, if you really want to come up to Mass. to sign it, go right on ahead. Lurejunkie, I only have one hand here. I can do a medical drawing tomorrow if you really want it, I could break out the watercolors if it comes to that. And yes, I do have some leftover candy. Didn't really get too much though. Member of the MSBA and Ditch Trolls.Quote:Originally Posted by Taggeryou just don't touch another mans [rods]... like messing with his wife only worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lure Washer Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 You should Probrably not listen to Tenacious D before going out. I find it leads to a lot of inward singing and kelbasa sausage. Next time fight back. Even little ninjas are worth the fight!. Go back to his house tomorrow and break his wrist or better yet cut it off with a plastic sword! P.S. Duct tape the rod to your casted hand and reel with your other. The rule of duct tape is if you cant use duct tape its broke. BranfordJeff - I'd hit it like a drumset in the special ed classroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charleston Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 What the hell is "mind bullets"? I am old but I'm slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dum bass Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 <---- Shoots mind bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lure Washer Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 What the hell is "mind bullets"? Thats telekinesis Bill! how bout the power to move you! BranfordJeff - I'd hit it like a drumset in the special ed classroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tharooster Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Go back to his house tomorrow and break his wrist or better yet cut it off with a plastic sword!. Don't go round ninjaing nobody that don't need ninjaing! Give a man a fish and he eats for a day..... Teach a man to fish and he will lose all you"re tackle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfcollector Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Just two words...Rocket Sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surf fisher Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 go give him a good and get the rest of the candy for the people here, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 Well look on the bright side .....The kid didn't break out the smoke pellets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yardguy71 Posted November 2, 2008 Report Share Posted November 2, 2008 go give him a good and get the rest of the candy for the people here, I'm leaning towards the fact that he's not taking anything from the kid . Might be just the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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