Here's a joke

[peregrines]

OK, I jumped in awhile ago and seems I've broken protocol. None of you would want any of my flies, so I guess i owe a joke. Only one I can think of.... that I can tell here... is a visual one... so bear with me.

 

 

A cop is driving down a deserted road, no one else in sight. After a few miles he sees a car on the side of the road that's been in a terrible accident. No other car involved.

 

He pulls up behind it and gets out. Inside he sees a bloody mess--- man and a woman, both obviously dead from the impact. As he walks around the car he sees a monkey calmly sitting by the car on the side of the road.

 

The cop is completely mystified. He looks at the monkey and says: "Man this is terrible." To his amazement the monkey slowly nods his head. The cop asks the monkey: "Can you understand me?" Again the monkey slowly nods his head.

 

The cop says to the monkey "Did you see this?"

 

Monkey slowly nods his head.

 

Cop: "What were they doing?"

 

Monkey cups the fingers of one hand and brings it to his mouth.

 

Cop: "They were drinking?"

 

Monkey slowly nods his head.

 

Cop "Then what happened?"

 

Monkey pinches two fingers together and brings them to his mouth.

 

Cop: "They were smoking dope?"

 

Monkey slowly nods his head.

 

Cop "Then what happened?"

 

Monkey wraps his arms around himself and makes kissing motions with his lips.

 

Cop: "They were making out?"

 

Monkey slowly nods his head.

 

Cop: "And what were you doing when all this was going on?"

 

Monkey makes fists with both hands brings his arms up in front of him and leans left, then right, then left, then right......

 

 

peregrines