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Learn to speak Chinese in 5 minutes!

 

These must be read out loud for the proper effect!

 

 

 

1) That"™s not right............................................. ....... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive............................. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me A S A P................................................. ...... Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man................................................... ........ Dum ****

5) Small Horse............................................. ............ Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach......................................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table............................... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift..................................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It"™s Very dark in here.............................................. Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet............................... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................................... No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week............. Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight............................................. Lei Ying Lo

14) He"™s cleaning his automobile ............................ Wa Shing Ka

15)Your body odor is offensive................................ Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great............................................. ........................ Fa Kin Su Pah

 

 

 

No. 16 was created by a US Marine who was a Boston Southie who retired to Shanghi in 1939! History records his name as Gunnery Sgt. Sam Reilly!

 

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The kosher Chinese restaurant special for gentiles Sum Dum Goy

What Rep Congressman order for their pages Wei Phuoc Em Yung

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A Chinese guy and his wife are lying in bed, exhausted after a long day at the family restaurant.

 

Wife looks at hubby with a glint in her eye and says: "I want numma 69."

 

Hubby goes: "Oh, you mean beef and bloccori speciar?"

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