Belmo

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About Belmo

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  • Interests (Hobbies, favorite activities, etc.):
    Fishing, drinking, gambling.
  • What I do for a living:
    Insurance

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Philadelphia

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  1. "Facebook Sucks" qualifies as breaking news? What are you going to tell us next, that Wayne is a douhebag?
  2. Now that this is taken care of, will they do something about the fat chicks?
  3. All I want for Christmas is for Wayne to get a terminal disease. Is that really too much to ask?
  4. I haven't seen that many people get off since Debbie Does Dallas.
  5. Open a box of Entenmann's and you have the stoners' Olympics. That's the truth about stoners: they just get so much stuff done.
  6. I'm not a wannabe anything. The only thing I aspired to, ever in my entire life, is degeneracy.
  7. You wanna have an image stuck in your head forever? Think about Mister Rogers jerking off!
  8. You go, you old-fashioned fruitcake!
  9. Terri makes Squiggy look like Marlon Brando.
  10. Go pack Wayne's fudge.
  11. And it's too bad that Wayne wasn't one of them.
  12. Ah, if I want to see manatees, I'll just go look at the Goretti girls.
  13. Quiet, you're rooning my shtick.
  14. That sounds like Red!