I always start off early with coffee made in a stove top percolator.
My preferred breakfast is something that includes eggs, meat and breakfast potatoes. It could be a skillet or a burrito. Add hot sauce and cheese.
Does not have to be your favorite, just a good one that some may not know...
"Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are r-etards!"...... "They brought their fu-kin' TOYS with 'em!"