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  1. About 20 years ago a buddy got married and it was an outdoor wedding at her place. It was hokey from the get go but hey we can have fun with anyone. Her side was a bunch of dickheads and after enough booze someone said something or whatever and it started. It was like a western movie in the saloon, chairs flying and all that. After what seemed like a very long time you could hear sirens in the distance. I jumped in and grabbed my buddy Tim to get him and me back to the car, He was like dude I think I hurt my hand pretty bad. I looked at it and it looked like a compound fracture of his middle finger on his right hand. It was gnarly like covered in blood with what appeared to be a bone sticking out. I said hey stop for a sec as we were in a light. I had his hand and just pushed on the side of the “bone” and a tooth fell out of his knuckle onto the ground. We laughed and laughed and got the hell out of there.
  2. Simi Chard is the everyday table wine. If I am shopping for a Pinot is foreign lands I go for Willamette Oregon every time, it never disappoints. If you ever see a bottle of Pinot or Syrah from a vineyard called Dusted Valley be sure to grab it up. The balsamic reduction is like candy.
  3. Thank you. I am taking relationship advise from him like I am taking battle planning advise from the French or buying an English cookbook. I am in by 10 tonight it was stupid fishing with tiny fish. Shad, bass, salad, shad, bass, bass. I am not staying out all night for that. I will sleep in tomorrow. When I got up at 3:30 today she was already out in the kitchen area. I think that may have been it for me but I got out in plenty of time.
  4. Dinner was good. Wine was curated by someone other than myself.
  5. Too late. Heading out.
  6. No way this kid was going uber. Y will pay double. It all evens out in the end.
  7. I'm on the sand at midnight.
  8. I'd have to agree. Good thing I didn't bring the big cooler to carry up there.
  9. 10 o’clock is early for hoggin Closing time is around 2am
  10. They said some big boned Italian driving a little suv with Jersey plates just bought the last 5.
  11. Grey Barn. Yes. I have been there a few times over the years for stuff. The greens and cheese are really good. I’ll go back and get ribs this week. There was a big brisket in the freezer, I was afraid to look at the price.
  12. I like a few on amazon prime which I assume is that same as Alexa. 90’s alternative, Soundgarden, AudioSlave, Social Distortion are in the regular rotation but I don’t drive much.
  13. I went to one of them hippy organic farms today and bought a steak and a couple pork chops. They had all kinds of stuff but not a pig face to be seen.
  14. If we get over that way I’ll get a look. She likes west tisbury and I am like driving miss daisy.
  15. Here honey hold onto my beer while I navigate over this here bridge and we can bang ovah on thuh othah side errr ahhhhh