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  1. Ern…look how small donuts are now.
  2. He and I were at a restaurant the other night. I overheard an old couple at the next table placing their orders. It was ten minutes of hell for the poor girl, going through torture this twice: “I’ll have the calamari fra diavolo with linguine special, but I want to substitute shrimp, not too spicy, for the calamari and a nice creamy polenta instead of the linguine. Ok sweetie?” The old man was worse. He got off to a rough start..“No French onion soup??” That really threw him for a loop. Then I remembered those threads from rav’s restaurant and giggled to myself. I don’t know how waitresses deal them day in day out without blowing up once a week.
  3. I had to run out for a loaf of rye bread. I pulled it off the shelf mid-stride and stopped dead. I thought I grabbed some kind of mini-loaf by mistake…nope, they’re all small, like less than 3/4 the size of a normal loaf from a couple of years ago.
  4. He’s not going to know his own name in ten years.
  5. Good guys won with twenty seconds left.
  6. He was good but didn’t get on the sheet. He did his best work in front of the net last night.
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