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About Me:
fat guy with a surf rod...dangerous combo. master baiter, professional manure spreader
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fish,fish,fish! official bikini judge, greasy spoon restaurant rater,
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What I do for a living:
retired lead auto tech/shop foreman
assistant substance abuse counselor
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Friend of mine told me a story about his wife. Every Friday she would grill something for supper before he got home from work. They lived in a mobile home park in Atlantic Beach, NC. One Friday he gets off a little early. As he pulled in the park he noticed that literally all of his neighbors were out sitting on their porches or standing around in their yards. This was strange enough.... even stranger was they ALL were watching his house. He pulled over and waited to see just what they were looking at. Within a couple of minutes his wife comes out of the house and heads for the grill. She takes a box of kitchen matches out, lights one, and tosses it at the grill. She does this a couple of times when suddenly the grill explodes. My buddy said he sat there totally in shock as he watches the grill lid launch 20-30 feet in the air and land in the street. The wife calmly walks over, picks up the lid, and places it back on the grill after the flames die down. All the neighbors start clapping and hollering "AWESOME!!!" and other colorful comments regarding the show they just watched. Seems the igniter had quit working......and instead of saying anything about it she decided that it was simpler to just light it herself. She would, every Friday about 4:30pm, turn on the gas then go back in the house.....without lighting the grill. She thought it needed to "prime" the burners before it would light. This little fireworks show had been going on for a couple of months according to the neighbors. They had tried to tell her that what she was doing was very dangerous but she just ignored them. Yup....she was a blonde.
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2mcfisher48 replied to TimS's topic in The Town Tavern
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Got one of those for a Christmas gift one year. Took it to work to show my buddies for a laugh. Put it on top of my tool box then forgot to grab it when I got off that evening. My toolbox was parked right next to the keypad for the alarm system. Not only did I forget to grab it it was still switched on. OOPS!! We had a guy that came in at 6am to get everything going....air compressors, heat, etc. Crotchety old bastid but still a great guy to work with. Needless to say he comes in and goes to deactivate the alarm system and Ol' Billy Bass goes "Got any worms?" Damn gave him a heart attack. I get to work my usual time at 8am.....and he's waiting at the door for me. He's got his .45 strapped on and tells me.... "You or the fish gets shot.....your pick!" Thankfully he was joking. Still stayed mad for a couple of days.
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Guy on left looks like that WWF wrestler Shawn Michaels. He must have told Hunter he couldn't have his crack pipe back until they were through. Some sour faces there.
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I had two like that when I was in full swing mechanic mode. Not including a couple of roll-around carts and a roll-around scan tool/ PC diagnostic cart. Long gone now.
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Back in my drinking days I went with a couple of my drinking buddies to a spot on the river close to the house. Late at night, we're all pretty wasted. One of my buddies had bought a new .30-06 and we were dying to shoot it up for fun. Carried a couple of other guns. Drunk country boys and guns.....we're having fun now! Little did we realize across the river from us was a well known junkyard. We couldn't see it due to a patch of pine trees. The junkyard was well known due to a United Klans of America meeting house right in the middle of the junkyard. So here we go. Fired off maybe twenty or thirty rounds from a couple of different guns when all of a sudden we hear the very distinct sound of an AK-47 on full auto. They dumped a full clip towards our general direction....we could see the muzzle flashes. Hearing the lead smacking the trees 15-20 feet over your head will definitely get your attention no matter how drunk you are. That ended our shooting range time there.... permanently.
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Who Still Rides Shopping Carts...pic
2mcfisher48 replied to rockyoutdoors's topic in The Town Tavern
I watched a twenty something year old losing it once at our local Wallyworld. Cart took off like a torpedo and ran straight into a fairly new Corvette. Rear quarter panel. Punched a hole in it about the size of a golf ball. I saw the Corvette owner about a month later at Wallyworld. Asked him what it cost to repair the hole. THREE grand! Not only did the cart knock a hole in the quarter panel it cracked the quarter panel under the paint. Ouch!! -
I think i know the answer, but I'll ask anyway
2mcfisher48 replied to redfishkiller's topic in The Town Tavern
Don't be a dumbarse. The symptoms you described are screaming you were having some kind of MAJOR heart issue. I've been there. DO NOT **** AROUND WITH THIS DALE. Working on my car one Saturday. Mid July. 100° weather. I had the exact same symptoms. Sat down for a bit and cooled off. Finished up the car then went home. Next day I go to Wal-Mart for some groceries. It was literally ALL I could do to walk around the store to do my shopping. Being the dumbarse that I can be I brushed it off and went to work Monday. Lunchtime I started feeling crappy again. Told the boss I'm going to the VA ER. I get there and go to check in. Nurse looks at me as I described what was going on. She grabs my ass, tosses me on a stretcher, and hooks up an EKG machine. Next thing I know I'm surrounded by nurses and the ER Dr. I'm getting jabbed for an IV, and the Dr is giving orders for medicine immediately. Mind you this all happens literally within the first ten minutes of me walking in the ER. Come to find out I was in full afib and at the doorstep of having a stroke. According to the doctors I had maybe came really close to a heat stroke that Saturday which threw me into Afib. I spent a week in the hospital. Been on Afib meds ever since. As one of my doctors said about me not going to the ER right away...... "THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO WAKE UP DEAD!" Get your arse to the Dr. Quick. -
Makes a lot of sense doesn't it? I asked the very same question. It was explained to me that the VA does this to ensure the veteran is not using illicit drugs along with the opiates. They figure this reduces the odds of overdosing. That's all well and good but that policy shuts the door for veterans to pursue alternatives for pain relief such as medical marijuana. Even though marijuana is now legal in many states it's still against the law on the federal level....... which bars veterans from using marijuana as an alternative. I would much rather smoke a bowl than pop an Oxycodone. Fail a drug test and they will cut you off from getting ANY pain medications.
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This ^^^^^^ I get 90 10mg Oxycodone every month. My left hip joint has no cartilage left in it. Right knee just about shot. I get mine through the VA. The Rx has to be renewed every thirty days. Not refillable. New Rx every month. Mandatory drug test either every ninety days, 6 months, or one year depending on the Dr's orders. If you have never failed a drug test most VA docs will do the six month test. I get Narcan every six months.
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Send 5th or 7th SF group with good support/ supply. Toss in a battalion of Rangers, along with a Marine Force Recon company for QRF. As long as they got steady resupply they'd be sitting in Moscow with Putin's head on a pike within a week. Wagner's? PPPFFFtttt.....
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New Jersey Not Respecting Parental Rights
2mcfisher48 replied to Dave S's topic in Political Graffiti
I am sooooo glad I don't have school-aged children. If this kind of BS had been going on when I did it's probably a good bet I'd end up locked up..... more than once. -
I'm willing to bet if asked he'd say this was one of those memories, one of many, that filled him with a great sense of pride. I'd also bet the feeling was mutual at that very moment. Those memories, my friend, are the ones that will give you the strength to carry on.