Niffty

On 8/7/2022 at 7:56 PM, xfrodobagginsx said:

The Catholic Bible includes the Apochryphical books, but even the Catholics will admit that they are not inspired books.  The Council of Nicea did not "Choose" which books to sanction in the Bible, it confirmed the inspired books of the Bible that were already known to be inspired.  It was NEVER edited, that is a lie.  

 

The Bible has NEVER been changed.  The Dead Sea Scrolls affirm the preservation of Scripture.  You have been lied to.  

I tell you that you're correct and you tell me I've been lied to.

13 hours ago, Jdeadman66 said:

An Epi-pen or 2, some narcan, a magnifying glass, first aid kit, definitely insulin, and a gimp suit.

Sorry. But I'm on the waiting list.

2 hours ago, Terry Mac said:

Well said, especially the ones who mistakenly think they are fantastic. 

That's Mr. Fantastic to you, pal.

17 hours ago, xfrodobagginsx said:

Every single thing I said is 10000% true.   You don't know what you're talking about and I'm not gonna let you make false accusations.  

No exactly....

On 7/26/2022 at 8:27 PM, xfrodobagginsx said:

No one changed the Bible.  

The Catholic, KJB and other Protestant version, Eastern Orthodox, and Ethiopian Orthodox bibles all have different numbers of books. After the church chose which books to sanction in the "original" Bible, it was translated and edited, largely by omission, by Martin Luther and others.

Somebody somewhere changed the bible. I think you know this. 

For the next part you are correct, so I apologize...

On 7/26/2022 at 8:27 PM, xfrodobagginsx said:

... The Dead Sea Scrolls prove the preservation of Scripture.  They outdated the oldest existing manuscripts of that time by over 1000 years and yet when compared to the existing manuscripts of the time, there were no differences other than spelling differences and nothing that changes any doctrine.  99.9% of is the same.  Christians go by the entire Bible, so you are wrong there. Hell is filled with those who reject Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.  

I was thinking of the Gnostic Gospels. I stand corrected. Your description of the Dead Sea Scrolls is accurate. 

My dad warned me about this. He said "Son, at some point in life you will come across a grey pubic hair. Don't let it bother you. Just spit out and get back in there."

On 7/26/2022 at 8:27 PM, xfrodobagginsx said:

No one changed the Bible.  The Dead Sea Scrolls prove the preservation of Scripture.  They outdated the oldest existing manuscripts of that time by over 1000 years and yet when compared to the existing manuscripts of the time, there were no differences other than spelling differences and nothing that changes any doctrine.  99.9% of is the same.  Christians go by the entire Bible, so you are wrong there. Hell is filled with those who reject Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.  

Every single thing in this post is false. 

26 mins ago, woowoo2 said:

Being Gay is not a race.

 

No. But a circle jerk IS!

10 mins ago, PSegnatelli said:

As a fatman, I've never been more disappointed. 

Not the sausage I was looking for.  

 

 

Eta.   Don't google cream filled twinkies either.   

"These are not the snackcakes your are looking for.."

Yeah... I typed in "foot long." 

16 hours ago, PSegnatelli said:

Grinder

I thought that was a sandwich app too. 

3 mins ago, MikeMc said:

 

Probably had them on your tricycle pedals as a kid, too. 

What do you mean as a kid? 

3 hours ago, redfishkiller said:

I believe @Niffty does, he was to small to hold a guitar 

I have wooden blocks taped to my kick pedals. 

On 7/29/2022 at 7:09 PM, HugeDinghy said:

I get it, but I’m admittedly Unable. 

You'll know better next time, then.   

Lick your wounds and walk away. Your kid is OK. That's all you could ask for and all you will get. Believe me I know. 

17 mins ago, Kings over Queens said:

My wife is making bad noise about getting a pool.

 

 

Do. Not. Do it. 

5 hours ago, bigfish4me said:

Don’t go dressing up too nicely…. Spaz  already said he has your back which is probably code for he wants to roofie and violate you since Red won’t be there. My advice to you is don’t drink the purple punch. 

Right. He'll enjoy it more if he's conscious.

6 hours ago, Scallywag said:

Pardon my ignorance... Is fentanyl in ALL drugs? Like weed and shrooms? 

Both would be unlikely but weed might be possible. When i was young street shwag often got laced with stuff to spruce it up.  

Who would do real street drugs these days with fentanyl showing up in everything? 

4 hours ago, Billybob said:

Yeah, but what's weirdest PF song? 

Oh, I know. 

14 hours ago, Reed422 said:

The best song of all time is Pink Floyd comfortably numb GOODBYE

Not even the best PF song. Doesn't even make their to 10. 

The real question is how can you afford to do coke on a nurse's salary?

21 mins ago, Brother Brian said:

Is that a deal breaker? A line of toot could be just the thing to cheer you up after disimpacting Granny for the third time in a week.

Also aides when taken before impacting granny.

Somebody married you?

Phone says we are getting rain. Right now. On the radar. 

We are not. 

Reminds me of living in Texas. 

"Is so hot."

Yes, it's Texas. 

"It's so cold. Why is it cold?"

Because it's winter. 

"But it's Texas. We don't get winter in Texas."

Yes, you do. Every year. And every year y'all say the same ****. 

Texans whine a lot.

So do y'all.

Def the right call to hang back Red. Hope she heals up good.