The frantic fisherman has been left off the list. They guy that cycles thru every plug known to mankind after 4 cast without a fish. Casting and cranking without realizing he’s going 5x too fast. Also has to play hopscotch to be right in the ‘action’ as to not miss a thing. God forbid the fish blowing up at an angle other than 90° to him and the rest of the shoreline. He’s on pace for 10,000 steps in a 2 hr fishing session….